Damn.. i see my past flashing before my eyes!! now it's the scene where i'm taking my first pee... and i'm crying because i missed my target("target" refers to dad's mouth)... damn... i'm dying soon... haiz... how lucky can one be to fall sick on the last week on the holiday? i think my body is rejecting the fact that i need to attend school soon... crap... had a freaking late night and a freaking early morning... had to go sao mu... haiz... then go to work at 10am... super tired and my body is beginning to fail me... mild fever, runny nose and cough... all at once... as if i've just received some package from DHL... supposed to work from 10 to 10... but i was in a very weak state... so i requested to leave at 6... but ended up leaving at 3... sorry everyone... i realised that money cannot buy health just like Buddhist buying joss sticks to pray for good health... so i had no choice but to leave early... i sacrificed 8 hours of pay today man... my heart is beginning to ache too... but anyway, it's all for this week's marathon... i'm gonig to earn big bucks this week and be a happy man... haha... now i'm feeling damn weak... crap man... there goes all my pain, hardwork and money that i've invested into my body... it's going to shrink again... haiz...


I have to make things short and sweet today cause i'm planning to sleep by 11.30 tonight... well, that's all folks... da da da da da da da da da da da da da da(Looney Toons Ending Tune)...

WHHOOO!!! it's nice to get almost 10 hours of sleep today... haha... finally a day where i can really rest... but resting way like a nightmare... i dreamt of tubs... the tubs from botak jones... be it the big ones, small ones or the blue ones... damn... i don't know what i was doing exactly, but the whole dream was full of tubs... haha... strange...


Anyway, today's gym was great... Met Alvin and Wei Hong in the gym... damn, Alvin had became so big... i'm so jealous... haha... but i don't want to grow too big either... just a little bigger from how i'm now... haha... pumped shoulders, but there is no difference in size... sian... well, too bad for me... haha...


I had a bad throat today, but i still manage to sell at least 3 prime ribeye... haha... at least there is a sense of achievement... haha... and i was assigned to do nothing for closing... damn sian... i ended up going everywhere to help everyone... haha... time flew...


I've managed to delay my orange juice therapy... haha... i was supposed to drink this magical orange juice many days back... but thanks to my mother's forgetfulness and "I'll prepare it for you tomorrow", it never came... and i'll be a happy man till the day i'm forced to drink the damn orange juice... it's so unnecessary man... maybe the horoscope thing was right about digestive problems... they are most probably caused my those orange... damn Buddha... make life difficult for... so much restrictions and we do so much for the Buddha, in the end, nothing still work out... as i've told Jasmin, pray for magic numbers, you still don't win... pray to be healthy, still get cancer... pray for a long life, still die so quickly... pray to be loved, your mother love you more by giving you curfew so that you can spend time with her... dammit... this won't work man... then cannot eat beef, in the end, eat chicken until get bird flu... now you don't hear any mad cow disease shit right? so beef actually quite safe one lor... because of this "no beef" rule, all the people in China are going to die from starvation because of bird flu... those China man better wake up their mind soon... if not there won't be a BeiJing Olympics anymore... damn... the world is dying thanks to Buddhism... and all the monks eating vegetables and all, that's mad man... all the soil erosion and all are happening because there is not enough plants... people burn forest to grow stuff... monks eat grass and cows and horses are left to starve... how inconsiderate... don't eat meat cause animals have life... don't eat grass if not animals don't have life... remember, plants are the start of every food chain... stupid monks... shaving their heads had not made them any smarter... give them a GameBoy and they'll put their scrolls aside and grow some hair man... they think they know so much, but the fact is that what they are learning now is what monks are learning thousands of years ago... thousands years ago does not equals to today man... back then, monks use rocks to carve out their mu yu(the stuff that monks hit and chant)... now, this mu yu is made from machines... stupid you know... how can you be applying what you learn in the past today? even MOE change the syllabus so frequently... haiz... enough of all this... i'm starting to get tired...


Haha... damn...i should get a show sometime soon... i need to leave the house at 7.30am for Sao Mu... then work at 10am.. to 10pm... haha... damn.. i need my rest... and the cough syrup is going to knock me out later... haha... goodnight all...

Freaking tired now... can't really blog today... anyway, just a summary... tuition in the afternoon... had steamboat at Kim's place... home... the end... goodnight...

Sian... woke up early in the morning knowing that i'll be sick... just one of those Dr. Teo's self-diagnosis... haiz... i throat felt weird... but i could not rest at home, i had to work... 10 to10... haha... the moment i'm done with my stuff, i went to get myself a can of JiaJia Liang Teh and guess what, it got worst... now my throat feels so rough but not sexy... and i was assigned to do order taking.. the whole day!! dammit... rough throat plus dry throat equals bad throat... damn... i'm doomed man... tomorrow tuition... saturday gym... i better not fall sick... or should i say, i must not fall sick... haha...


Anyway, today's spring cleaning was fun... clean and pack all the stuff with everyone... and guess how i break the ice in the fridge? i punch it really hard and the ice breaks off... so hard that my knuckle turns red... haha... but at least it's a job well done... haha... and while we were almost done with the spring clean, a heavy storm visited us... the wind was so strong, out black board menu even fell... damn monstrous wind... it's just like a direct hit by the Buddha's fart... damn scary... and guess what, some idiots claimed that they saw hail and a bunch of people came down to Blk 970A to interview people on the hail storm sightings... and i so happened to be botak jones' representative... check me out in http://www.straitstimes.com/Latest%2BNews/Singapore/STIStory_221053.html... go watch the video and you'll see me... haha... i was caught by surprise... i did not comb my hair, shave my facial hair and put on my make up... sorry if i looked a little "un-glam"... haha... sound so gay... haha...


I've made plans for my future now... i'll be taking a few weeks break from work while a get use to the new semester... i'll let all the activities settle down before going back to botak jones... the i'll see wheather i can cope a not... if not a break till the next holiday... haha... damn saddening lor... haiz... but what to do? studies more important...


Anyway, goodnight... i really need my rest... haha... goodnight.. again...

I had the weirdest dream ever... and it's about work... i reached my workplace to find Esther cutting tomatoes... i thought it looked fun so i settled down and asked if i could join her... instead of getting the typical Esther respond, she turned me down in a very crude and rude manner... and that's where i got really pissed off... i hate it when i try to talk nicely to others yet they don't return the respect... so i walked off... and that's where Esther offered the last tomato for me to cut... but i was no longer in a "cut tomato" mood... so i turned her down crudely in return for the previous treatment... and Esther start chanting a hell lot of vulgarities at me... the end... strange right? haha... where in the blue hell am i getting all this dreams from? there are times where i dreamt of doing setting the whole time... and it's like hell... i even sit up from my bed in the middle of the dream and said, "Huh.. Setting again?" and stuff like that... back then i was a little conscious and remembered i made such a remark... haha... lucky for me my brother is not around... if not he would think i'm mad.. just like the way i think he's mad years back when he sleep talk... haha... scary man... sometime i wonder what else have i said when i'm asleep... haha... it would be interesting if i could record everything down and piece them together like Da Vinci Code... haha...


Haiz... today damn sian... because it's Jasmin's birthday day... that's one, but the other is that my body is not accepting any additional rest... i just can't sleep for more than 8 hours... no matter how many hours there are for sleeping, it just dont get the extra rest... haha... too bad for me then... but it's ok... anyway, wore my birthday present today... damn.. make me sweat so much... haha... met up with everyone at Orchard and walked down to Heeren for NYDC... the food there is only good before you drink your pepsi... the pepsi is so sweet, it kills the taste of your food... haha... later we had cake and all and sabotaged Jasmin a little... just a little... cause i think we i had received on my birthday was way worst... haha... but it's ok... cause it's really fun then... haha... after a heavy late lunch, we had a walk to Far East, and the guys got together for a slacking session while the girls go shopping... we could not have our guy talk because little Jess was around... haha... rare chance to have all guys sitting down together... but well, next time i guess... haha...


Home-ed early and now i'm enjoying my 2 packets of instant noodles dinner... haiz... freaking tired... and i want to play my Crisis Core... damn... so much to do, so little time...


After today, i'm starting to think twice about working when i'm schooling... i guess it's not going to be easy... even without schooling, i'm so drained from work... what is going to happen when you put school into my day? even machines break down man... i'm starting to worry about myself... well, i'll have a whole week to think about it... it's enough time to weight the pros and cons... haiz...


I'm planning to live a healthy lifestyle... i'm looking for a bicycle... a cheap and durable one that can last me long... and one that won't make my heart ache when it gets stolen... after getting two bicycles stolen, i'm not risking it... i'm going to invest a little more into security of my bicycle when i get one... i want a bicycle so that i can ride to AMK HUB occasionally... at least i get to do some leg exercise and save some money at the same time... haha... time to do some investments...


Ok peeps... gonna have to stop here... if not i'm not going to get to play my Crisis Core and get an early night... haha... goodnight all... i'll end everything with a picture...

WHHOOO!!! i've finally got a chance to.. EAT LAYS POTATO CHIPS!!! haha... now i get to relax one corner and enjoy the chips with a handy chopstick... haha... damn... every time i see the bag of chips there, it disappears almost immediately... no wonder it's so expensive... demand is high, supply is low... damn... at least i have half a bag today... haha...


Damn... Crisis Core has a superb story line... i really love it... the love story is great, the graphics are so good i think the female characters look cute... haha... the story is a little complex, but it's ok... it's just so perfect... i don't want to watch the ending on youtube... i'll force myself to go blind if i'm forced to watch the ending man... it's that good... SquareSoft have definitely not let me down... haha...


Out with Tricia and HuiJun today... had Din Tai Feng for lunch... haha... damn damn nice... you can ask Tricia and HuiJun... they know it best... the Xiao Long Bao was superb man... too bad we could only have 10 of them... cause we were on a tight budget... haha... after that, go hang about at Far East and ate some bad ass ice-cream... supposed to be for sharing... in the end, the usual happened... i finished everything... it's been so long since i last ate ice-cream and now, i don't dare to get near any... so sweet... i think i'll be getting diabetes soon... and NKF is not going to help me... so is RenCi... haiz... it's ok... i have a long life... i'll just live a long life of suffering then... haha...


Anyway, happy birthday to Jasmin... and obviously, turning 19 had not made her any smarter... haha...

Haiz... work today was really boring... nothing happened and i had nothing much to do... lunch sales was pretty bad i think... i did order taking and my mouth wasn't even a single bit dry... and there was so much time for me to move about while waiting for customers during lunch... haiz... i ended up doing all sort of stuff while waiting for time to pass... and time passed so slowly, i could count the seconds... haiz... crap day man...


My holiday is ending soon... one and a half week left... and i've spent all 10 weeks with BJ... damn... i can't dare to part with them now... i'm going for another war soon... i'm going to fight for my interest... i've even planned all my working days when school starts... i've planned way ahead in fact... i've planned my working days, my gym days and tuition days... everything is perfect now... as usual, there will always be something to spoil my perfect plans... and that's my body... my body might die of exhaustion... and when that happens, i'm in real trouble... i'll then have to sacrifice one of my activities... haiz... it's hard to make decisions... haiz...


Now my VPN is giving me a hell lot of problems... after i've changed the password and all, i can't log into VPN and LEO... and that also means i have no access to my web-mail... damn... how i'm i going to keep in touch with my upcoming stuff? haiz...


I'm thinking of changing my e-mail... "clarinet_rox_life_sux@hotmail.com" is a little too childish and it really makes my life sucks... it's not going to get me far... all the job agencies will not get me a job with such an e-mail... damn... i've gotten all the ideas already... but the problem now is that i need to re-add everyone in my contact list for msn and it's very troublesome... haiz... i think i'll just do it... if not i'm not gonig to move at all...

WHHOOO!!! today is a happy day!! ok, technically, yesterday... anyway, many happy stuff happened... i made time off from work to visit my grandma today... and there were a hell lot of good food... damn... i've missed eating all of such food... it's been months since i ate such things man... salty egg, sweet vegetables, tasty chicken wings, etc... damn damn power... i'll never forget such a day ever... haha...


Started work by having Ribeye for lunch... haha... staff meal some more... can you believe it? Elias rewarded me for yesterday's good sales... haha... the ribeye was on the grill before they informed me so i could not reject the kind offer... and with the ribeye, they cooked me another fish and chips... which i'm eating now... haha... after the ribeye, i helped auntie lucy eat one of her cajun chicken... haha... so i packed it for dinner... and so happened that i'm the only one with staff meal for dinner... haha... i bet everyone else is secretly jealous... but i bet that everyone did not know that my fries are damn soggy and my fish had turned pale... haha... but it's still dinner after all... don't waste...

Today's sales was great... either 5.4K or 5.6K... i can't remember the back digit... haha... anyway, both are still a good looking sum... how i wish i can have that sum of money... haha... and guess who was the order taker? it's non other than.. ME!!! haha... not bad sia... but i think i'm curse by salads... since yesterday, i've either sold all the salad or there isn't any salad at all... damn... some customers gave me that sad innocent look when i told them that we don't have the salads that they wanted... damn.. make me feel so guilty... if only i can slap that expression off their face... damn... they think they very cute? but it's ok... as long as they hit above $50 on their chip, i'm happy... but i still want to slap that expression off... haha...

Doing opening tomorrow... dammit... i'm supposed to teach some trainee opening... but in the end, that trainee is having off tomorrow... so too bad for me... anyway, i'm hoping to get at least 6.5 hours of sleep tonight... that's the most i can ask for...


Damn.. it's not easy being the order taker... when you hear a great song from the bar and want to sing along, you can't... i heard the song "That thing you do" from the bar... i wanted to sing along but had to fight the temptation... damn... but order taking is quite easy too... lucky for me i did some preparations before i became the order taker... i climbed the second highest mountain in China to find a secret temple with a master monk in there... the master monk showed me the ways of the Shaolin and enlightened me... i've picked up 98.98628% of everything he thought... cause my chinese-to-english translator left me at the last moment cause he was a Christian... so till today, i still make a little mistakes here and there... haha...


Ok peepoos... i need to turn in sometime now if not i'll not get my maximum hours of sleep... haha... goodnight...


This week so many off days... i hope i can still meet my target...

WHHOOO!!! a hell lot of exciting events happened today... first of all, a thermal flask exploded at home when my mum was scooping bird nest out of it... damn... i missed the action... it happened just before i called home to ask for a free ride... haiz... my mum did not get injured.. luckily... haha... must be the work of the Buddha... my mother have bird nest did not share with the Buddha.. of course angry lah... haha... well, that's just a little part of my exciting day... now back to the top...


Gym was "WHHOOO!!!"... damn power... i really pushed beyond my limits... it's just like "Limit Breaks" in SquareSoft Final Fantasy Series... damn... i did shoulders and arms today... remember, back then i mentioned that i could not go beyond 59kg... today i hit 77kg!! haha... damn power lah... but my dear shoulders don't look exactly the way i expected it to look like when the blood rush is up... haha... soon i guess... haha... and for my biceps, they aren't gay no more... instead of the usual 5-by-5kg, i went up to 15-by-15kg man... WHHOOO!!! my skin turned real tight and it felt like it's tearing man... i got to get a new set of skin!! i need a skin enlargement!!! haha... and for triceps, i really tired then... from the usual 32kg, i only go as high as 41kg... not much difference... only 2 pieces more... but still, it's beyond my limit... haha... what an exciting session... i'm not going to touch my chest anytime soon till i have someone with me... i'm not going to pump extremely heavy weights and put my own life at risk... dammit... there goes my B cup...


Next up, was my spoilt perfect plan... i plan everything perfectly... what time to end gym, how much time to grab a fast snack then play my PSP for the next 30 minutes before work and all... but all is spoilt.. thanks to the rain... everything went fine till i left the gym... it started raining at the wrong time... yes, it rained, damn heavily... i had to hide under shelter for the next one and a half hour... and it's not because i don't have a plastic bag for my umbrella.. it's because i did not even bring my freaking umbrella!!! damn... i sat there playing my PSP waiting for the rain to die... but it did not... so i gave up and ran in the rain... i ran like a 100m sprinter... the only difference is that i'm 10 times slower... haha... and i made my new shoes old... when i've finally reached J8, i missed a step and my feet sank into a ankle-deep hole.. filled with water... dammit... there goes man... but it's ok i guess... i planned to take a quick bite at Mac, but because Mac was too crowed, i had to go for MOS... damn... there goes my money now... haiz...


There are another 2 things that i'm very happy about... first, i just got paid!!! haha... my target was met... i'm a happy man... fuck the government's criteria to be happy... i'm a happy man... haha... and the other is that, i'm turing 60 soon!! i mean i'm turning 60kg soon!!! 59.8kg today... and it's not going to fall back down... if it does, i'm gong to go for a fats transplant... once i hit 60kg, i'll aim 65kg... then i'll be mistaken to be overweight and get forced to join RP's new IG... and it's called TAF IG... for all the fat people... and i'm going to run faster than them... but only for a short distance... then they'll catch up and over take me... haha...


Ok man... that's enough happiness for one night... guess i'll need to go to bed now if not i'll die from getting nagged at too much... haha... well, one more thing... i've found my weakness in order taking... i don't remember faces... when the manager ask, "Where is Tom's, Dick isand Harry?", i'll get stun for a moment and use all my brain power to think... but no face would appear in my head... damn... i can't seem to be good at a single thing... haiz... anyway, goodnight...

Whhooo... no strength to do all in capital... haha... damn damn tired... woke up early in the morning to go tuition... bought Joan a stack of foolscape paper... i hate using little books for maths... so i bought 2 for us... haha... i bought a red and green one... Joan initially wanted the green one... but she was nice enough to let me have the green one cause, well, you know.. i like green... help fight myopia so that i don't need to wear my spectacles... anyway, after tuition, ate lunch with Tricia at Tiong Bahru Plaza and bought a assessment book for Joan... time to 'chiong' already... time aren't waiting for us man... gotta move a little faster... haha...

Damn damn tired... so tired that i had to fight for seats in the MRT like all the aunties... when i found myself a seat, i did what i do best when i travel... sleep!! damn... but for some strange reasons, my head kept falling to my right... i had to wake up a couple of times to rearrange my head so that i won't be lying on the shoulder of the lady beside me... damn... i'm so shy lor... haha... well, i fear i might be arrested for outraging of modesty... i rather be waking up constantly than be sleeping in jail... after all, i'm 18... i can find myself a place in jail anytime now... haiz... it's hard being 18... haha...


Singapore is having a "Happiest Singaporean Award"... i saw it on the newspaper yesterday... i wonder if there is really a happy singaporean in the first place... all the tax and all... damn... who will be happy? and even if there really is one, it's not easy being the happiest singaporean.. because there is criteria to being the happiest singaporean... "contribute to society at their darkest moment"... what the hell man... where got such things one? that's the first one that i saw and i start laughing at myself and did not read on... there are criterias to be happy man... now it's even harder to find the happiest singaporean... i also want to be a happy singaporean... but after seeing the criteria, i don't think i can be one anymore... who knows, there may be more than just that criteria... what to do? don't be happy lor... do what everyone do best... frown... frown until all the wrinkles come out... then the people in the comepany Expression all start to smile... sian...


I wanted to say that i'm the happiest man... but after i've typed the previous paragraph, i realised i don't fit the criteria to say that i'm the happiest man... i'm just a average mood singaporean that just got a great PSP game... Crisis Core... a SquareSoft production... i love their games... but i can't be the happiest when i'm playing the game... you know why... anyway, it's a great game... it came out last year but it was in japanese... a year later, a bunch of people finally decode the language and translated it to english... so now i'm playing the english version... reading japanese is as good as reading tamil, you'll never understand the lines and dots... haiz... it's going to take me quite sometime to complete the game... at least there's something to keep me busy for awhile...


I think i'm falling sick... i'm feeling a little warm on the inside... comfirm to heaty one... i know myself best... i'm my own doctor... haiz... must be all the late nights and chocolates yesterday... well, i've been trying to sleep earlier already... i've pushed my sleeping time earlier by an hour now... i'm trying to make it 12am now... but it's no easy... my only free time is at night... cause i'll be busy whole day round... my off days are work days or outing days... i don't have time in the day... i think i can go be a werewolf or something... not be as hairy as a werewolf, but behave like a werewolf... these people turn into werewolf at night and run all over the place, but when they are human again next morning, they never seem tired... they don't sleep yet they are so active... damn... i want to be a werewolf now...


After seeing all the dogs and stuff, i have a sudden craving for dogs... not that i want to eat them, but i feel like keeping one of them... Kim has cheap dog 'lobang'... so i was thinking about it for some time... today when i raised the topic to my mum with just one sentence, i got bombarded... i got rained by a hell lot of nagging... and for a moment, i wished i did not mentioned anything about keeping dogs... i really wonder how my mum nags without getting thirsty... and the nagging don't stop when she leave, she comes back for part 2... and i stood there washing plates sadly while listening to part 1 and part 2... haiz... nevermind... next time i'll open a cow farm and bring beef home for dinner everyday...


Saw a secondary school friend in the bus today... he's a totally different guy now... he used to be a good friend of mine in secondary one... some decent kid back then... but we got seperated cause we went to different classes... now he wears a golden lion tamarin on his head... if i was still good friends with him, he might not have walked a different path in life... i feel a little sense of guilty... but what to do? it can't be helped...


Damn i'm tired already... ok.. when was i not tired? counting the days to school reopening, i realised that i really need to change my sleeping habits... and i'm starting from today... i'll go eat donuts and play a little Crisis Core before turning in... goodnight all...

WHHOOO!!! guess what did mr order taker here did today? SALES HIT 1K FOR LUNCH!!! haha... damn power lah... on a weekday afternoon? well, i've done something amazing to myself... haha... last night sell prime ribeye, this morning it's 86(out of stock)... this afternoon sell tenderloin, sell about 5 in 2 hours... haha... i'm so happy... and some crazy customer said that i looked like Jacky Chan's son... haha... so weird... but it's ok... i managed to sell 2 tenderloin to them... haha... it's so fun being the order taker...

I like the trainees... the all come at the right time... when i'm supposed to do the condiments and get my lunch when i'm done... but the day was saved when the trainees came marching in... haha... Ben asked me to teach one guy how to do the condiments and go for lunch when i'm done teaching... haha... and when i'm done eating, the condiments were all done!!! haha... damn nice people... they come and the right time and made life easier for me... haha...


Went to second aunt's place for dinner after work... damn fun... get to play with PSPEn Qi... and eat all the good food... damn nice... and my cousin made fondue... damn power... the thick chocolate on the fruits are damn damn nice... but i think i ate a little too much of them... i think i'm getting a little heaty now... plus all the late nights, i ought to die lah... haha...


Ok peepoo... i'm going to end early tonight... i need some personal time and get mentally prepared for tuition tomorrow... need to meditate a little... haha... ok then.. goodnight...

WHHOOO!!! today was an exciting day of.. ORDER TAKING!!! haha... damn power lah... Elias told me sometime back that he'll let me do lunch time order taking for a week then let me do the night one... but, it's a little different from plans... there were only 4 experienced people for dinner today... Marc, Tommy, Irvin and me... Marc went to do nav, Tommey bar and Irvin just started doing order taking today... so, i had no choice but to do order taking for dinner time... the rest of the people are trainees... i hell lot of them... well, i did not regret doing the order taking tonight... it was really fun... did a hell lot of talking while the world seemed to be passing behind you... haha... i managed to sell quite a number of prime ribeyes too... haha... damn power lah...


Today was really tiring, yet fruitful... order taking was a new experience for me... i did opening and closing in one day... haha... damn power... wake up freaking early and did so much... at the end of the day, a group of customers asked me if i'm interested in theater musicals... i got shocked man... it was so sudden... they gave me a name card and saked me to call them if i'm ever interested... be it back stage or on stage, they have places for me... haha... there must be something special about me, if not they would not have asked me... haha... i think Charlene might be interested... come to think of it, Charlene is back today!!! if i'm not wrong... but well, at least she's alive... i think (again)... haha... can't wait for the day where everyone gathers again... haha...


Oh yeah, i dropped a knife today while doing washing, and it poked a little hole on my ankle... haha... can't be helped... but the hole a really painful... for awhile...


I think my new sports shoe is cursed... it hates being wore to work... yesterday i wore it to gym and tuition, everything was fine except a little discomfort on the left leg cause my sole is not properly supported... today, i wear it to work, about 12 minutes before i knock off, there was a sudden sharp pain on my left ankle... freaking pain... so pain that i started limping like a lamer... crap man... i spent the rest of the 10 minutes limping about to collect plates... haha... i scared people think i'm Mas Selamat... haha... for the last 2 minutes, everything went fine... except for a little on off pain... haha... guess my ankle is gone for good... haha...


Goodnight everyone... i need an early night... if not i'll get fucked my my dad again... or i'll be too tired for tml... so.. goodnight...

WHHOOO!!! it's the first time i'm home so early!! even after finishing every single piece of food, every drop of soup, every grain of rice for dinner, it's still 10pm!!! haha... damn cool... i've never seen this time on my home's clock for so damn long now... for a moment, i felt a little too free... haha... but still, i can't sleep late tonight... tomorrow i've got myself a 13 hours marathon... haha... damn power... i can't wait man...


Today was pretty much great... gym was "WHHOOO!!!" man... i tried a little of Ben's teachings...i 'chiong' shoulder for the whole 45 minutes... haha... for the shoulder press, i keep on increasing 10 pounds every for every set... and 10 pounds is about 4kg... i started at 41kg, 46kg, 51kg, 54kg and finally, 59kg... haha... damn 'shiok' man... i really pushed myself real hard... my incredible hulk face even came out... haha... i tired 64kg... but i just could not lift it to its starting position... i was forcing my shoulders for like 15 seconds... and in this 15 seconds, my veins on my shoulder all pop out, strips of muscles stick out from my shoulders and my face turned a little pinkish... haha... it's the first time i see this strip of muscles thing... haha... damn cool... i guess i'll need to go gym with somebody in the future... so that i can have someone to help me lift the heavy weights to my starting position... haha... then i can push even harder... now my shoulders have gotten rounder... now it's time to get bigger... haha... i don't feel much pain now... sian... i must push harder the next time... haha...


Tuition was pretty fine... just got a little annoyed because Joan was very distracted... haha... no worries... i'll never shout at her.. unless i need to... haha... everything went out fine... but for a moment, i feel a little guilty cause i could not make the lesson interesting... we kept on doing maths and a little on science... but the science topics were too easy... just looking at 3 pages of each topic, i can summerise the whole topic in one sentence that covers the whole topic... haha... it's not easy man... Jess was having fun with Tricia's interesting teaching and Joan is suffering from all my drilling and practises... haiz... i'm boring... haha...


Sometimes i wish my mind is a wireless laptop and my eyes are cameras... if this ever happen, i'll write the best blog entry in my life man... how i wish i can share all my interesting sights with everyone, but it's not right to take out my camera and take a photo of someone in their face... and with a laptop mind, i can write all my interesting ideas anywhere i want... these ideas jsut come and go so quickly, i don't even have time to pen it down... haiz... and even if i were to pen it down, my handwriting would be so bad that even i can't read it... haiz... how i wish...


Damn... got to bathe and turn in real soon... i'm not going to fight a war without suplies... haha... so, goodnight...

Just another tiring day man... super tired... had a bad start though... early morning, shortly after opening my eyes, i got fucked by my dad... not just me... even my mum got fucked... but i hate it when i've been blamed together with my brother and sister's actions... fuck man... it don't work this way... dammit... everyone face black black early in the morning... when i got home, i got fucked by my mum... don't know why... maybe she menses or something lor... dammit...


I don't want to be unhappy anymore... anyway, went out with many people today... haha... in the afternoon, met Yvonne and headed down to J8... met up with Jasmin & brother and Tricia... Jasmin's brother is one hell of a brat... damn... but it's ok.. i think... anyway, i bought my damn sports shoe... the previous one is rotting and badly damaged... there's a stench coming from the shoe and it's really scary... haha... now got a new one, i'm going to gym tomorrow!!! haha...

Met up with Jerry and Kim with the little girls at Braddel in awhile... headed down to TPY Botak Jones for lunch... damn power... as usual, my favourite cheese sandwich with extra cheese... haha... damn "shiok" man... haha... Yan Qin joined us shortly after we settled down... and the feast begins... made a couple of new friends today... and i treated everyone to margarita... it was a little to heavy though... the guys got a little typsy... haha... i think i got the greatest impact... haha... my head felt heavy for quite a long time and walking was a little challenging... haha... my face was freaking red lor... haha... damn funny... check out Tricia's blog for pictures... haha... sorry.. i'm still the lazy guy i've always been... haha... the heavy head effect lasted for hours... haha...

Headed down to Marina Square for a nice walk after lunch... had a light snack at some waffle cottage or something... and i became the little girls' notice board... they wrote stuff on post it and sticked them all over me... haha... check out Tricia's blog for pictures again... haha... i'm too lazy to elaborate everything else...


Damn i'm tired... and there is a little ache on the left side of my head... it may the little side effect of drinking... haha... too bad for me...

WHHOOO!!! after a hell of work, i'm getting 2 straight days off!!! haha... i'm so happy i can scream my lungs out... but the neighbours will call the police... so i think i better not... haha...


Well, it was a great day at work... i managed to get my 7 hours of sleep... reached the workplace to see Esther, who looked a little like Harry Potter's sister with the spectacles, and Nel... the rest i don't remember... sorry if i missed you out... haha... anyway, we did all the stuff that we should do shortly after opening... pull all the tape out and all... then business start... did a little of order taking and then setting... haha... Elias say for the next whole week, i'll be doing order taking for lunch time... then the following week, i'll be doing order taking for dinner... damn... i feel the stress now... haha... it's ok... order taking is quite fun anyway... anyway, for the whole morning, there seemed to be something on my shirt all the time... Esther kept picking things off my shirt... haha... for a moment, i thought there were hidden cameras from the National Geographic somewhere... we were like monkeys catching fleas from each other... haha... no offence... but anyway, i hope she realised that i looked exactly the same as yesterday... haha... i've not change a single piece of clothes except for my socks.. erm.. and my underwear... my shirt, pants and shoes were the same... haha... it's my personal rule... pants can wear for weeks, but shirt can only wear for 2 days... haha...

Tom is a great guy... he gives me a hell lot of food... my extra fries is like 3 quarter of the big plate... and he even went to find the biggest cajun chicken for me... wah... i'm so touched man... he is damn nice... but to a certain extend, too nice for his own good... i don't want to elaborate that part... haha...

Anyway, dinner was easy... for me... but i made things a little complex... haha... my job was to learn from Tommy the art of order taking... and help as back up for the Trainee's setting role... haha... that's all for the day... but i did not do just that... i went to do washing because no one was assigned the role... after wash, go do set... when i bring stuff after washing to the navigator's side, i do pick ups... when i come back from setting or pick ups, i do clearing... haha... so exciting... haha... finished everything at 10pm... surprised to reach home before 11pm... haha... amazing things do happen...

*For you info, Tom is not Tommy and Tommy is not Tom... they he two completely different people...

Anyway, i won't be working tomorrow... i submitted my schedule a little too late because all the tuition timing and my plans were last priority cause i submitted mine last... haha... too bad for me... but it's ok... that just means i'm going to try to get more sleep... haha... WHHOOO!!! and i just got paid!!! but it's not the sum that i've expected... haha... it's ok... i got to chill down a little too... school is starting in 4 WEEKS!!! and that's freaking fast... man... i can't wait to get my diploma, get into NS and out, go to university, start a family, enjoy my happy life and finally, die... haha...


Did not do any thinking about the government and stuff... it's either i'm too tired when i'm free or i'm too busy when i'm, erm.. well, too busy... haha... nothing went out of my little head... haha...


One more thing to add... Ben say one day want to go gym with me!! haha... i'm so happy... i know he knows the ways of the Shaolin... i want to learn from him and become the next Incredible Hulk... haha... then i'll join Deal or No Deal Man Special's.. back up crew... haha...


Ok peepoo... i need to go figure out my new 2nd hand mp3 now... haha... and my Chili Con Carnage is waiting for me... one day don't place can die one... haha... so goodnight to all...

Dammit lah... i'm freaking tired now... i think i've exceed my limits this time... well, i'll try my best to keep things short... lesser entertainment tonight... i'm sorry...


Woke up freaking early today to attend a budgeting workshop all the way at Douby Ghut... it was really boring to be honest... i fell asleep 4 times in three and a half hour... seriously... i was really tired... haha... i was only awake when the speaker was talking about the budgeting stuff... if not i will be sleeping... haha...


Got a message from Ben saying that i have to go for a typhoid jab... i rushed my first lunch and called Yvonne... i was freaking stressed... so stresed that i almost peed on my pants... damn scared lor... it's a childhood fear... thanks Yvonne for joining me... i know i talked a hell lot of shit, but i really felt more relax with someone around... damn...


After the jab and walk with Yvonne, i headed for the gym... the doctor assured me the my blood won't squirt out of the jab hole when i push myself... supposed to do chest... but no feeling... i push my chest like fuck but still no feeling... so i gave up... i did many other things... damn tired... most fruitful was my triceps... when the blood rush, WHHOOO!!! monster size man... but it only lasted a few minutes... haiz... after gym, went to eat my second lunch before heading down to work...


Work was mad... i was really stressed... so much happened... i even started thinking of death as an escape... but i realised that the fish knife would not hurt me... so a gave up... in the end i managed to pull through and survived... really exhausted... i was supposed to do washing, but my washing speed was freaking slow... by the time the clock struck 12, i was only done with the kitchen... it's mad man... but thanks to Marc and Jacob.. they helped me do the rest so that i can go home... thanks a million man... i mean it... haha... and Vivienne kept calling me muscle man... damn... people will shy one leh... haha... at least i can get a little more rest for tomorrow... Elias asked me to come at 11am instead of 10... thanks man...


I think Hairy BottomHarry Potter visited me last night... he casted a bad magic on my mp3... at two occasions, my mp3 grew a brain of its own... first, i was listening to "Jail Break" by ACDC... when the chorus came and when i was prepared to sing out lound along, the song got cut right before the chorus and restarted... dammit... i go check my mp3, but it was locked... the buttons won't function... damn... but it's ok... i convinced myself that good songs are worth hearing twice.. even without the chorus... BUT, when the chorus came, the mp3 changed song on its own... damn lah... but it never happened again... and i never hear the song the third time for the chorus... i completely gave up... haha... but it's ok... i've just convinced my dad to give me my brother's old mp3... haha... but i hate re-transferring all the songs... haiz...


That's about all for today... i need my beauty sleep now... goodnight...

Shit man... i've spent too much money... i thought i was rich after all the pay days and stuff... but i was freaking wrong... after having some thoughts over my spending habits over the past feel days, i seriously feel guilty about my actions... i've been spending like mad... even without drawing money out of my account, my money still go as quickly... the money that people return me just vanish from my hands almost immediately... crap man... i must do something about it... and i've made a little plans... there will be only two places i'll be at.. my workplace or in my room... i don't want to leave the house anymore... it's a crazy world out there... even after earning about $600 over the past few weeks, i've spent everything and more in just one week or so... shit man... and i don't even know what i've spent it on... crap... now i don't have my 6 digits anymore... i freaking sad... someone is syphoning my money... i bet it's one of those people who knows my password... crap... i bet they are happily enjoying my money at home now... sian... now i have to be calculative over another matter... money... must count the cents now... over the past few days, i count the hours and minutes... now, i have to count even more... sian... haiz... i need to go blind soon.. so that i can go be a busker and earn myself additional money... haiz... money is really not easy to earn... so no more money related activities unless i'm getting money... if you guys want to ask me out, we can go to a park or something... i'll go steal a stolen bike from the construction site and ride over... i don't even want to touch public transports anymore... damn... that's the Singapore lifestyle after all... haiz...


I'm damn lucky this morning... i woke up freaking early to find that my whole family is still asleep... we were supposed to go to RP together for my sister's registration... but everyone seemed to be late... haha... i go wash up and all and one by one, they start getting up... i was really tired and stayed in bed after washing up and started doing my time planning... after doing a little mental calculations, i realised i'll not make it to work on time if i follow them... haha... in the end, i managed to convince my dad... so i did not go... but still i can't go back to sleep... i can never fall asleep again after i've washed up... crap life... so i go do my stuff and have my own fun when everyone is out... but little did i know, i lost track of time while having fun and had to rush everything... i had 45 minutes to shit, bathe, change, remove my clothes from my brother's bed, dance, cook, eat, wash, pack the place, sing, do a little morning stretching and lock up the whole house... don't you think that's a little crazy? i think that's mad... well, i managed to do all that in 35 minutes... left house perfectly on time... by the freaking bus did not come on time... i waited freaking long for the damn bus which took a freaking long time to come... haiz... too bad for the bus driver, i was not late... haha...


Only one part of work amused me today... and it's lunch!!! haha... i ate freaking lot... cheese sandwich with extra cheese and and Gumbo bowl of french fries... haha... i know many people were not expecting me to finish them all, but i did it!! haha... i was really full after that that i became really sleepy... haha... i ate so much my stomach almost exploded... like those in Alien Verse Predator where the people's stomach explode and stuff... crap man... i better gain some weight... dammit...


Fuck man.. i need to sleep my 11pm tonight... it sounds really impossible... but i have to do it... this late nights habit is killing me slowly... i'm really drained today... and i'll still have to attend some finance planning course tomorrow... perfect timing... haha... but it's freaking early... i need to be at Douby Ghut by 8.45am... sounds crazy? well, it's is!! damn... after that i want to gym and all before work... i don't know if things will go fine... i'll be working till 11pm tomorrow and doing 10-10 on sunday... it's seriouly crazy... but well, all for the sake of $$$... but i'm not sacrificing my rest... i need my beauty sleep soon... hope i don't wake up with a few cotton candy factories in my mouth tomorrow... goodnight... i'm screwed...

I think the Buddha hates me real badly... every time when i have stuff on outside the house, it would rain... and it won't rain when i'm home and sleeping... must be the beef.. but i don't care... i'm not going to let some imaginary being stop me from feeding my stomach... haha... message to the Buddha, you can continue peeing on me... you'll just make me feel more annoyed because i hate using my umbrella and i'm going to hate you even more... haha... go slap me with your thousand hands... i'm not afraid... haha...


I'm beginning to hate my mp3... the batteries always die at the worst time... it leaves me lonely when i'm travelling... dammit... i'm not going to get myself a new mp3... to be honest, i don't have to wait for one... cause my brother just got himself a new mp3 and needs to get rid of his old mp3... haha... i think i'll just have it... now the challenging part... my mum wants the mp3 too... haha... see how lor... you know me.. Galang Guni man... always taking things that people don't want... haha...


Chinese New Year is back!!! haha... i've got some pineapple tarts... haha... my relatives know i like to eat pineapple tarts so they are giving whatever left overs to me... haha... i'm so happy... but CNY is going to end tonight... cause i'm going to finish everything tonight... haha...
Fuck.. pineapple tarts suck... i put one piece into my mouth and just before i chew it, i noticed green stuff and cotton candy on some of the pineapple tarts... shit man... there were plantations on my pineapple tarts... i almost died eating it... shit man... it got me hungry and now turn me off... i hope nothing got into my mouth... if not one day you'll see white cotton candy flying out of my mouth when i speak... shit.. i don't want to die young...


Haiz... what crap... i guess i'll just have to be more positive... i won't die... i'll just have a cotton candy farm in my mouth or a bad "bomb toilet" session... haha... anyway, i'm real tired today... had less than 7 hours of sleep... and i had to get my ass off my bed to prepare for tuition... i was so tired in the train... my mind was hungry for a tasty nap... haha... but i managed to pull through... haha... tuition was fun... at least Joan is getting more used to me and she is able to focus... in between we had a little fun... my stomach growled real loudly during lesson time... haha... damn funny... i had fun... i hope she did...

After everything, we headed down to Bugis for some window shopping and photo taking... well, only the first part was successful... photo taking was unsuccessful because of the crappy weather... dine at some HK restaurant... so-so only... drinks was expensive... haha... saw a hell lot of interesting stuff at Haji Lane and Arab Street... all the freaking ancient toys and all... my childhood dream toy, the sling-shot, was there... i almost got it... haha... but i realised i'm too old for it and i have nothing to shot... haha... if i were to shot some random birds on the street, i'll be arrested by the SPCA and i'll be locked up in some oversized bird cage... crap man...

And after everything, i so happen to be the unlucky one with an umbrella... so i was sent to flag taxis for everyone... haha... but sad to say, none came... we ended up walking in the rain to the nearest MRT... haha... headed to town to buy my long desired bag... everyone had been complaining about my crappy bag... and well, things have changed today... haha...


Freaking tired again... haha... looks like my start for my last paragraph never change... haha... i need an early night man...tomorrow need to wake up hell early to go to school... haiz... sian... and i need to go clear the trash now... if not i can't sleep... i've cut corners once... haha... i'm not going to do it again... haha... i'm still considering about tomorrow's gyming... i'll be alone... i might die if i push myself too much... haha... sian... next 3 days will be madly packed with stuff... i'm not sure if i'll get a chance to sleep well... haha...


Here are some little stupid chain personality test mail results... haha... take a look and decide on your own if it true...
Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

Here is another cartoon character one... well, i'm Sponge Bob SquarePants!!! haha...
You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it' s funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people and you will be stress free.

Sian... i'm a sad guy... i miss my artistic hair... the long and sexy one... now i don't feel the wind in my hair, but i feel the wind on my head... haiz... every time i swing my head to move my fringe, i end up hurting my neck because i swing harder every time i don't feel the fringe... but it's ok... i think sometime changes can be good.. only if you get positive feedback... haha...


Work was.. excitingly tiring... haiz... my off days are my work days... my break time is my study time... when i take off from BJ, i have to give tuition... when i'm having lunch break, i was figuring out maths questions... haiz... i really hope i can cope withe everything... now with the tuition, it's harder to find time to gym... i'm not going to hit my 60kg anymore... haiz... anyway, i've hit 12 hours again today... haha... what excites me the most is that ever hour i spend smiling or washing can be brought home... haha... i don't need to pay the stupid CPF... let the government spend my money only... when i die, i'll get my kids to buy hell notes with every single cent that i have in my CPF... no.. my kids won't be safe... they'll be in court fighting for my CPF after i die... so i'll just put that into my will... haha...

Working in BJ had been physically challenging... physically challenging for my tummyabe... every time i work so hard to get the little lining for my abe, i'll lose it almost immediately... haha... now i can't even see my toes when i look downwards... haha... just kidding... but that would happen soon... haha...

Cabbed home with Esther just now... she mentioned about gyming on Friday... well, that's a good idea... but i'll have nothing to do on a happy Saturday afternoon... and i was initially planning to gym on a Saturday afternoon... well, if we put them together, you'll get a dead Sam... Friday and Saturday really tempt me, but it's a little crazy... i was think "grow breastchest and back, maintain shoulders"... but well, if i were to do that it'll be another whole body ache like what happened in chalet... haha... well, i'll keep the idea in mind and wait for Friday before i make a decision... haha...


Haiz... why do people like to change their blog URL and all... so troublesome... well, some have their own reasons... but other don't i bet those people just want to tag other people's blogs but have nothing to tag... so they have to change their blog URL and go to other people's blog and tag "relink me"... and i've even lost my imaginary "people to link" list... so now i have to re-collect everything again before i link everyone... i'm sorry everyone... you made my list so long that i don't have enough memory space for all... well, it's been freaking long since i've linked someone... i guess you can say since last year... i guess i'll have to put this into my New Year's resolution... i mean next year's New Year's resolution... and i hate noisy blogs too... those where music can be heard when you enter a blog... i don't know why... it's not like a couple is walking down the red carpet during their wedding... still have entrance music and all... so annoying when you are trying very hard to enjoy the song playing in the background from your computer and there is another totally different song playing along yours... damn... i'll burn these people's blogs down... then i'll have to play "hide and seek" like Mas Selemat... haha...


Nowadays blind buskers are practising some enterprise skills... they are trying to make themselves more interesting so people would donate more... nowadays you see blind buskers playing a new instrument terribly every week... some tie bells to their toes, play the keyboards and sing... some daring ones even start standing as they sing... one fine day, i go steal the blind busker's chair, he'll get a hell lot of donations... cause when he fall, people find it amusing and start to donate... at least falling is something different... all you see is singing blind buskers... it's not like they'll be the next Chen Wei Lian or something... and singing is too common... they should try juggling or something... it would be more amusing... if i were to see such a thing, i would really go donate to them... i'll even offer them my Botak Chez staff meal if they are Buddhist... after all, they are blind... they don't know what they are eating so the Buddha can't punish them... the Buddha can't punish me either... it's not my fault that i happen to be carrying some beef with me when i see something amusing... if the Buddha have to blame it on someone, s/he can blame him/herself for making such stupid "cannot eat cow" rule...


Damn damn tired now... i need to wake up freaking early on an off day... my eyelids feel so heavy now... no.. i'm not tired, it's form of eyelid training... haha... i'm mad... my tiredness had gotten into my brain and i'm turing stupid... a middle finger to everyone for thinking that i'm stupid!!! i'm just not so clever... my vision is blurring... i think i'm turning blind... i can go be Chen Wei Lian already... WHHOOO!!!


I'm too lazy to sleep... please do me one last favour, imagine the paragraph above did not exist... thanks and goodnight...

Ok peepoo... something have changed... check it out on your own... haha... before and after respectively... haha...



See.. even the Buddha sun had appeared above my head... haha... and to my dear sister, fuck you... everything that i bring home seems ugly to you... next time you'll say that my girlfriend is ugly when i bring her home... sometimes you just make me feel as if i've snatched all the elite genes from you and bro... haha... you pathetic people... you just don't dare to try and accept changes... failures... you people are just a waste of resources... the world would have lasted a few days longer if you people were not alive... and to Jasmin, HuiJun and whoever out there who wants to feedback, don't even bother... words can't hurt...


Ok man... no more unhappy Sam... woke up damn early in the morning to give tuition to Joan and Jess... everything went out fine... just that the maths assessment book was not easy... guess i'm a little tired or Singapore is trying to force the genius out of people... it's madness i tell you... i need time to figure things out... haha... i'm not stupid... i'm just not clever...

After tuition, i headed over to Lakeside with Tricia and well, you've seen the result... haha... my parents say i look like the time when i was a baby... haha... all the chubby cheeks history had been brought up... when i was a very little kid, everyone like to pinch my cheeks cause they were chubby... if i knew how to use a telephone back then, i would have call the police to file many cases of child abuse... pull until now i think my cheeks look a little fat... haha... but it's ok... i guess now i'm good enough to defend myself from any unwanted cheek pinches... haha...


After the makeover, i headed down to Far East to meet Yvonne and HuiYan... sat and joke for awhile till 7pm... HuiYan needed to report to YanPaPa... so no choice... after seeing HuiYan off, we went to meet YanQin... then headed down to Bukit Batok to see Bukit Timah Hill beside the MRT and eat Botak Jones... there's a new outlet there... haha... saw Yok How there... haha... that's the only guy i know... and that's the only guy Yvonne don't know... haha... ate a hell lot... so much that i feel tired all of a sudden... i thought i was dying... but YanQin told me that all my blood is rushing to my stomach so i'm feeling tired... haha... had a great chat and laugh with the ladies... headed home and got freaked out by a stupid frog...


Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn tired now... goodnight...

SHIT!!! today was the most expensive gym session i ever had... dammit... i had to pay over $35 just to gym for an hour... want to know why? gym fare did not change... still the same old $2.50.. BUT.. i forgot to bring my damn shorts... it took me 23 minutes and 47.56 seconds to realised that my shorts were still at home and i can't gym in the jeans material berms... so i detoured to Sports Link and bought myself a freaking shorts... and this shorts is at least 7 hours of my damn pay... shit man... and after precise calculations, i realised i've only made one and a half hour profit only... haiz... now i'm a poor little sad kid... haiz...


I completed God Of War this morning... it took me two and a half days to comeplete the whole game... and it's not because i'm a game addict... the game was a little simple... very directed... it's like you know what to do next all the time... some little puzzles will take a little time to figure out... just like Prince of Persia, it's a mixture of action and puzzle... but Prince of Persia is pretty much more challenging... the hardest puzzle only took me 2 hours to figure out... but for PoP, i can spend days figuring out one puzzle... that's the difference in difficulty... haha... never the less, i'll replay God of War... haha... i want to unlock the second costume... the shadow figure looks real cool... the current costume looks real bad... so bad that even Tricia and Jasmin would agree... dammit...


Haiz... tuition lessons starts tomorrow... hope things go fine... i don't want to be an angry man... haha...


I'll be going for a Not-So-Extreme Makeover tomorrow... getting my haircut with Tricia tomorrow... haiz... i'm gonig to miss my hair... i think the side parting at this length looks good... it's just a little long though... well, being a strong believe of "change" being the only constant, i guess it's time to change... i want to try something spunky... haha... you'll know more when we meet... haha...


I lost something again... and it's the most common thing that i likealways loss... haiz... i lost my pen.. this morning.. at home... it's the G2 pen i had been using for work... it even had a piece of paper with my name in there... haiz... i would rather win a life-time of pens than then one million dollar 4D... err.. i think i prefer the one million dollars... but that's not the point... i really love that pen... in fact i've lost all the G2 pens that i've had since primary school... not a single one lasted period of time... haiz... i'm a sad man...


Haiz... i have a lot to prepare for tomorrow... and i'm meeting someone that i seriously won't want to me late with... haha... goodnight...

Damn... i'm really exhausted... i've not gotten good sleep for the past few days and now i'm trying to hard to multi-task... i'm trying to eat dinner, find Tricia's games and chat with Yvonne... haiz... life is tough... but that makes it interesting... haha...


Finally finish my 11 hours of work... to be exact, 12 hours... i've spent at least 4 hours washing today... haiz... what seemed so fun is beginning to get boring... i do it too often... haiz... anyway, something to be happy about... Elias offered me rib eye or lamb chop for lunch today... he say it's a reward for my hard work... haha... but sadly, i turned him down... i had already plan my meal since the day began... i had botak chez for lunch... and it's beef... i've finally decided to fuck the Buddha... i'm just making the cow more useful... if you don't eat the cow, the cow work and when it dies, it becomes nutrients to the earth... but if i were to eat it, the cow would work, then become nutrients for me and when i shit, it becomes nutrients for the earth... there you go, a more useful cow... now the cow is read for heaven... haha...

Work was great as usual... especially with Auntie Lucy... damn power... she treat me drink and feed me food when my hands were busy with the washing... damn power lah that lady... she rock man...


Man... i'm seriously looking forward to.. to.. to... shit... there is nothing to look forward to... everyday is a working day... break days are work days too... and now, sleep is so rare... i think i'll need to be a little petty over my sleeping time... i'm seriously not getting enough sleep... damn... my vision keeps getting blurred and at times, i don't even know that people are talking to me... haiz... i'm turning stupid...


I LOVE.. PAY DAYS!!! haha... the last pay that i've received, it covered the loss that i've made during the chalet... damn, i relly spent a hell lot back then... like 5 digits lot... and not i've earned another 5 digits and still have extra... haha... power lah... i'll be working a total of 42 hours in the coming week... and that's excluding OTs... haha... power lah... another 5 digit pay is coming soon... it's my only motivation now... other than the Maxim calander that's hung at the pick up area at my work place... haha... i can't wait for April to come... the March model is not pretty... hot body, ugly face... haha... shit.. i'm becoming a sick bastard...


I need to gym... URGENTLY!!!

WHHOOO!!! i'm so tired!!! after bathing, i tested my game till 3am... haha... God of War is the God of Games!!! ok.. maybe not... i've played better games before... but this one rocks!!! WHHOOO!!! but the game seems pretty short... i think i'm completing the game soon... WHEN IT'S NOT EVEN 24 HOURS!!! haha... i think i'm going crazy... i played it the whole time at my aunt's place till the battery died... and i just charged my PSP the night before!!! haha... i'm GOW mad... haha...


Singaporeans are really turning stupidly daring... on the way to work today, i saw this 2 fat boys and a MRT man... they were standing in front of a motionless escalator... and so happen that this 2 idiotic boys went to play with the escalator and it stopped... and the younger fat idiot had a broken arm... not that it he just broke his arm or anything, but his arm is already wrapped... some bunch of idiots you know... make me walk up the stairs... another auntie went to the other side just to avoid climbing the stairs... another idiot... confirm get heart problems one... anyway, i had to go up this side of the station cause there is an escalator at Braddel... haha... so i'll be getting heart problems too... haha... but anyway, i think people are really getting out of hand... when you go take train, there are a hell lot of old woman wearing make-ups... old as in my grandmother old... freaking old people wearing make-ups on their sagging skin... it's freaking disgusting i tell you... i don't know why but these old people seem to be out there to disgust everyone else... they put on thick make-ups and style their hair with all sorts of 90s little girl hairstyle... shit man... i'm glad the train stops at every stop if not it'll be flooded with vomit... crap man... i don't want to die young...


A customer finally called me by my name!!! haha... i'm so happy... lucky the prints are big... if not the customer might not be able to spell my name correctly and i won't get credited... haha...


Ok peeps... i seriously need to recharge... tomorrow will be my first official 11 hours... haha... no game testing for me tonight... i need to recover from the loss of sleep since the chalet... haha... damn crazy... i'm putting in so much effort to do simple tasks nowadays... haha... and i'll be changing my bandanna for a cap with a friend... he hates his cap... and i hate my bandanna... i'm going to be a happier man on monday!!! haha...

Haha... love it so much... now the customers know who to praise when they want to write a letter of compliment... haha... at least it's way better than "the nerdy looking trainee"... haha...


Singaporeans are becoming more and more daring since the escape of Mas Selamat... people stabbing each other in the coffee shop and getting shot dead later... what is happening man? so chaotic nowadays... what's going to happen next? a 5 year old kid stabbing his parents to death with a household spoon because his parents asked him to do his homework? this is ridicules man... i hope this Mas man gets caught soon... then the Ministry of Defence can rebuild the trust of the country men...


Today was another excitingly tiring day at work... i was supposed to work till 5pm... but Elias asked me to stay till 10pm... haha... he promised that i'll do washing the whole night... i don't know who told him, but now he knows that i like to do washing... and he's going around telling everyone that i like to do washing... haha... washed non-stop for 3 hours through dinner... damn power... 'chiong' and all... and at the end of the before i leave, Elias told me, "Good job brother"... wah.. i was so happy man... getting praised by the boss makes me feel so motivated... now that i've been praised by my boss, i'm one step closer to getting compliments from the customers... haha... WHHOOO!!!


GOD OF WAR!!! HERE I COME!!!

WHHOOO!!! a great day at work... but a bad start... i woke up.. damn freaking early again... despite being so tired, i still woke up at 8.45am... dammit... in the end i did stuff till 2 hours before work before i decided to take a 30 minutes nap because i was getting really tired... haha... lucky for me that i was in the perfect sleeping environment... wide opened windows, strong cool wind, cool bed and blanket and a tired Samuel... the perfect ingredients for a perfect sleeping environment... haha...


Work was great today... except there are some troublesome customers... there was this old lady who was speaking to me in dialect, teochew or hokkien... she ordered take away and when ever i'm free, she would come and talk to me... in fact, she talks to everyone and everyone kept themselves busy except me... damn... my teochew sucked since the day i learnt to peak teochew and i had a challenging time communicating with her... she kept on blabbering non-stop and i can bearly understand her... it's not that i don't understand her, but she used all the complex language to speak to me... at times, all i could do is stand there and nod my head... even after i collect plates, my friends would ask me to find something to do to escape the old lady's torment... in the end i stayed through with her till her food arrives... and when she checked her food, she complained that the cajun chicken was a little smaller than the last time she bought it... dammit... i tried to come up with some complex reply like "there is a loss of moisture during the cooking therefore the chicken tend to get a little smaller" to shut her up.. but it did not work... after she finally accept the fact that her cajun chicken was just a tiny bit smaller than before, she went to check her hot dog... and now she is complained to me that her hot dog had no bread... i checked her docket and she did not order the hot dog with the bun... so i tried to convince her that she did not include the bun but she kept on insisting that she did... i told her it's an additional 50 cents to include the bun but the tell me that the hot dog comes with the freaking bun... now who knows the menu better? i've been reading the menu like everyday and now an old lady tries to change the menu... it's not going to happen man... in the end i feedback to Elias... he saw the whole episode of the old lady and did not dare approach her... in the end Elias told me to give her the bun... after Jag gave her the bun, she kept on smiling... wah.. she really know how to use a "senior citizen" status to the maximum... she managed to get a freaking free bun from us... damn... so annoying...

Another encounter was with this 4 fat ladies... and when i say "fat", i mean freaking fat ladies... it's the first time i'm seeing ladies ordering 300 ribeye... usually ladies orderfuck "usually", i rarely see ladies eating ribeyes at all... and now this 4 ladies are eating 300 ribeye... shit man... this ladies are no Charles' Angels and SHE... they are Seriously, Honestly, Irritatingly Troublesome... and it you were to put the first letter all together, you'll get the word "SHIT"... first they asked me to clean the table for them... come on man.. i'm a cleaRer, not a cleaNer... just one letter and i've changed my task for the day... i told them to ask the drink stall people to clean it for them but they say the female cleaner ignored them... that female cleaner is another pain in the ass... but anyway, this 4 fat bitch are asking for too much, complaining too much and eating too much... shit man... i hope they get high blood pressure and the vein burst... nobody will be able to diagnose their reason of dead because the vein in the neck burst and they drank all their own high-fats blood and die from over consumption of fats... not even a forensic scientist will be able to find the cause of death because their knife can't even penetrate their fats... shit man... enough of cursing for me... it's not worth being angry...


Oh man... happy Sam is getting really tired and he had just finished dinner and had not bathe... haiz... i think i'll leave the bathing till tomorrow... after all i'll need to bathe again tomorrow... haha... that's not going to happen... i'm a clean and decent boy.. only after i've shower... haha... well, work is waiting for me in less that 11 hours time... goodnight all...

WHHOOO!!! guess who's back?! TPC!!! haha... i'm really tired... just now i just lie down in the living room and watch some television and there i go, into Sammy wonderland... i slept for 3 hours... haha... lucky i woke up... if not i'm never going to be able to sleep again tonight... haha...


Anyway, i found this really cool and green handphone theme... it's a picture of a smiley with a great big smile... haha... simple but nice... haha... and it's green...


Got a pack of tea from Jasmin... some Vietnam tea... i bet it's made in China... cause the chinese are so disgraced by their own poor quality product that they don't dare to but "Made in China" of the packing... haha... the tea is not in poor quality... i drank it every morning in chalet... it smells like chocolate... haha... but don't taste like one... i can't really find the taste yet... i'll keep on trying though... but hopefully the tea don't run out before i acquire the taste... haha... and i also got a bag of nuts... i think she's trying to make me nuts by feeding me nuts... i guess it's not working... i know Vietnamese are damn losers, but i'm not joining them... haha...


I'm going to become Joan's tuition teacher... haha... PSLE is an important year, so let's all work hard together and get good grades... i've already set goals with Joan already... we'll hit the goal real soon... but it'll come with lots of hard work... haha... well, no pain no gain after all... nothing good comes easy... and hopefully i can keep my cool... when it's time to work, we work hard... haha... and primary 6 stuff is not easy nowadays... it took me 30 minutes to do 5 problem sums... i feel that the questions are poorly asked and causes a hell lot of misunderstand... either that or i'm thinking too hard over a simple question... haha... and in case there is misunderstanding, i'm not making excuses for not being able to do primary 6 maths easily... haha...i'm going to have to teach english, maths and science... Joan's chinese is good enough... and if i were to help her with chinese, she's gong to go from hero to zero... haha... i think i'll just stick to what i'm good at... haha...


I think i'll do a little touch and go on the chalet... haha... day 1, reached Aranda Club with Yvonne, HuiYan and Raphael... slacked about for quite some time while waiting for the rest to come... we were lucky we had UNO and all... it helped us kill a lot of waiting time... haha... when night falls, dinner came knocking on our door... the whole group together with Kim, Joan and Jess sat in a big oval in the living room and had our feast on KFC... wah.. i eat until i got stomachache... haha... i don't really like KFC though.. but it was decided by the majority... haha... as long as everyone is happy... anyway, as bed time draws closer, the fight for pillows and blankets between the girls and guys started... in the end, the guys were left with 2 blanket and a pillow... damn sad... and we had 2 hard beds and a soft bed... i never get to try out the soft bed in the 3 days... haiz...

When the clock strikes 12 on the first night, fun came... Charlene turns taller... and she gets a little older... haha.. as usual, when there is chalet on a birthday, we make sure we bring hell on earth for the birthday person... haha... we feed her our W15H home-made Chemical X... Chemical X is a little chemical that Tricia and HuiJun made to help people grow taller... it was made with little reference and no medical approval... Chemical X was made out of cinnamon powder and water... haha... she took 2 spoons with her eyes closed and we took advantage of her with her eyes closed... shampoo, flour and water was showered on her... then chaos... everyone starts screaming and running as Charlene tries to get us into her mess... haha... and in such a situation, the fire hose never fail to entertain... haha... had great fun cleaning up with Tricia, Akina and Jasmin... haha...

Day2, body alarm woke me upp early and i was sitting in the living room with the 2 little girls... i really had nothing to do so i decided to do a little house keeping... i swept the floor, cleared the trash, folded everybody's towel and asked HuiYan to go buy bread for breadfast for everyone... haha... by the time everyone was awake, we were all ready for lunch!! haha... had lunch and back to the 2 mahjong tables... i slacked about with Tricia a little before deciding to take a little nap... 1 hour later, we prepared the fire for the BBQ and all begins... Akina and Raphael had the first go being the chef... later, Tricia, Joan, Jess and i did the cooking... taught the young ones how to cook a little... haha... had great fun and all... but the heat had caused my right index finger to be a little burnt... haha... the whole top turned red and it very painful over heat... haha... we had a little drink as we ate and cooked over BBQ... haha... as we clear the food, we headed back to the room for mahjong and a little drink... had duty-free Vodka pear... i did not really like it... there is this very strong smell in my nose when i drank it... not really my kind of thing... haha... lucky this time no one got drunk.. just a little crazy... haha... everyone self-control pretty well... haha... bed time came at 3am... i got the hard bed again... sian... haha... work up early and did the check for all the items in the room... then everyone went for brunh... after this, please refer to my previous post today... haha...


I'm really really tired now... my eye lids are getting really heavy now... i need my sleep... i have work tomorrow... goodnight...

WHHOOO!!! finally back from the 3 day 2 night chalet with W15H!!! guess everyone is busy at home enjoying their warm soft beds... haha... really had lots of fun(except the spending money part)... my 1st pay is gone just like that... haha... time to 'chiong' work and earn everything back... haha... it's not going to be easy telling you about the 3 days with just words... guess you'll have to wait for all the pictures to come... haha... really wish everyone had a hell lot of fun over the 3 days...


Anyway, after everyone headed home, Yvonne, Jerry and i went to Depot Botak Jones for lunch... i wanted to go there to visit Nadia cause she was transferred there not long ago... haha... so happy to see her again... Kim came down in awhile and we ate and had a great chat... haha... i really had fun... after lunch, went down to AMK HUB to company Yvonne to get her new phone... and i'm the first to get her new number too!! haha... i bet all her friends are jealous... haha... then i cabbed home... can't be bothered to walk... all the rain and walking turns me off today... but i enjoyed my cab ride... the taxi driver was very nice to talk to... haha...


I think i'm getting a little too tired soon... got to go recharge for the lose sleep and prepare for work tomorrow... haha...

WOOHHH!!!... i'm so exhausted... worked from 12 to 5... then 5 to 9... then 9 to 10... haha... they lacked hands and Ben asked me if i could help out in the evening... haha... it's the first time i did 10 hours of work... haha... and it's the first time i did order taking... during the non-meal time, i was happily slacking at the order taking machine... and one customer just came over and make an order... and there was no one around.. so i ended up doing the order taking... and then i did it for the next few hours until the night's duty plan is out... haha...little bumps here and there... but i'm learning... haha... 2 days learn bar and order taking... wah.. damn stress... haha...

Haiz... i was supposed to be tranferred to AMK... now that i'm stuck at TPY, everyone is getting transferred out... first Diza, now Nadia and Darren... over heard that there are many others who are getting transferred... sian...


My bleeding on my hand had stopped.. i think... but the skin can be pulled opened to see the dried blood on the inside... haha... so cool... i'm going to keep it wrapped for the next few days... don't want to get it opened or infected... haha... and the next few chalet days might be really dangerous too... who knows Tricia or Jasmin might just come and tear my wound open... shit man... that's not going to be nice... haha...


Man, it's almost 12am... and i'm still eating dinner... haha... and i've not even packed a single shit for tomorrow... not even the bag is ready for keeping things... haha... well, when i'm in a rush, there is a sense of urgency and excitement.. so i tend to do things faster... that's why i'm late most of the time... if i don't put myself in an urgent position, i'll take my time to do things and eventually be late... haha... ok peeps... i need to do my stuff now... goodnight...

WHHOOO!!! i worked at the bar today... haha... so fun lor... playing with alcohol and all... and can drink also... but must self control... learnt a lot from Sam today... and sorry for all my mistakes... i'll learn from them and improve myself... haha... anyway, it's quite stressful working at the bar... 2 people and so many customers... damn... when they all come at once, my stress level increase... need to remember all the orders and who to deliver to... damn... but well, time passed quickly all though the bar was not as busy as the food side... haha... and all the beers have different characteristics... got to remember them all... haha... and the best thing i brought home today was 2 bad cuts on my right hand... and one cut went across the joint... so i don't know how long it's going to take to recover... haha... anyway, i drop this giant Wholegaarden cup and you know, nature reaction.. you try to catch it but your hand got to the cup a little too late... so there you go... and it bled quite some bit... and i can't believe a first aider(referring to myself) can panic... shit man... i tried to keep my cool and pull all my tricks... but not all came to mind... i run my hand under the tap because i could not find anything as cover to apply direct pressure... in the end a stood there cursing and swearing at myself hoping that Sam comes back soon... until she noticed me in distress, i was safe... haha... until now there is still discomfort on my hand... the cut at the joint is pretty long and still bleed occasionally... and i think i'll not be able to carry any weights till the wound at the joint is totally closed... haha... got a little picture... but it's covered... i think the wounds looks a little disgusting... if you look carefully, you'll see the cut coming out of the gozz wrapped in masking tape... haha... and the cut goes all the way up... here goes...

Don't bother trying to read my palm... i blurred it on purpose because of my left hand wasn't very good with cameras...


WHHOOO AGAIN!!! i'm getting my pay tomorrow... i was supposed to get it today... but boss was busy with all the accounts and all... and it was already 12.45am... so i decided to get it tomorrow... don't disturb the boss and let him finish his work quickly... haha... had a lot of fun while waiting for Nel to be done... Elias kept on disturbing Tommy and all the gay talk... haha... damn damn funny...


I want to do bar again... i need practise and all... haha... and hopefully my wounds gets closed by tonight... maybe i'll show you the wounds tomorrow... haha... i want to do washing and all... haha... working tomorrow morning again... i need to sleep now... but i just bathe and ate my dinner... haha... anyway, i'm freaking tired now due to all the late nights and natural early mornings... haha... i better sleep well tonight and tonight... chalet is going to be fun... it better be... haha... well, as usual, my future reading are back and i know it's going to be really fun... hopefully nobody will miss it... haha... goodnight...

Fuck man... early morning wake up and must face all the fucked up shit... i can't be bothered to tell you the truth... you always get angry and blame everyone else when you are told nothing but the truth... go jump into all your lousy fuck shit conclusions... words don't hurt me... i have bullshit filters in my ears... fuck man... all talk no action one... hope you get more guard duty or the bloody JI guy don't get caught and make you have more duty and cannot come home... best is you don't come home at all... hopefully the local university don't accept you... you don't even deserve to be there... your fucking stupidity gave me so much trouble... best if you go for some university overseas and stay there a few years... by then i'll be out of NS and everything and and probably halfway through my university... bloody hell.. you make me sick... fuck off man... you are just an annoyance to everyone...